You actually decided to check out this site? That was unexpected.

If you like old toys from the ’70s, ’80s and ’90s, movies, video games, Star Wars, nostalgia, playsets, aliens, monsters, robots, action figures and candy then this may be a site that interests you. If you dislike this sort of thing then the stuff on here will be wholly unsuitable for you and it would be best if you  immediately tear your eyes from your sockets and flush them down the toilet to ensure that you don’t see any of these things.

If you aren’t opposed to these things, then welcome aboard!